I kid you not. I’m not altering this in any way, shape or form. I just didn’t add the email, although why I’m being courteous to a spammer, I dunno…
I am Mrs Gloria Jones.My husband and my son was poisoned by my brother
inlaw because of property been shared by my father inlaw before he died.He
killed my husband and my son so that he can have my husband property to is
own in the act of jealousy due to my husband was given the highest shares
by is father.He sent assasins to wipe me and my only daughter away which
they missed a bullet towards us,so quickly travelled to italy to stay with
my aunt in verona.I was told by my husband bank manager that my brother
inlaw is trying to pull the sum of $500,000,000 dollars to his
account,which i was adviced by him to quickly move the funds before it get
too late.I was told to find someone who will help me pull the money to
your account so that he can not detect trace of the funds to me.Which you
can have 30% of the total funds then you can transfer to me the rest of
the funds to my account.If you are interested help me please do contact my
email below
Now, I ask you, have you ever seen a spam mail so full of awesome and crap at the same time?
Like I said on Twitter, make the assassin some sort of paranormal creature and add a hot Italian bodyguard/bounty hunter/paranormal creature hunter and there’s the plot to a steamy PNR! LOL
I’m loving this spam-soap opera so much. Thanks for sharing with all of us.
I second Alice’s suggestion. That would be awesome. 😀
I’m impressed you took the time to open and read it. I just skim the title & subject line, then click delete. I wonder what I’ve missed.
You’re making me want to start reading my spam! LOL
Guys, you can find some crazy funny stuff in spam. Some seriously annoying stuff, but some very funny stuff, too.
Oh that poor person.. where do I get them my bank account info… I must help…
🙂
GEEZ ….. hahahaha
Every once in a while I read one of those. They crack me up