{"id":5200,"date":"2007-06-15T08:00:10","date_gmt":"2007-06-15T08:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shilohwalker.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/15\/guest-blog-by-jaynie-r\/"},"modified":"2007-06-15T08:00:10","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T08:00:10","slug":"guest-blog-by-jaynie-r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/2007\/06\/guest-blog-by-jaynie-r\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Blog&#8230; by Jaynie R."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Editor&#8217;s Note from Shi!\u00a0 Yeah, Jaynie is back.\u00a0 ;o)\u00a0 And fortunately, her sense of humor is as weird as ever.\u00a0 Ya know&#8230; I told her she could get snarky.\u00a0 I never told her that she had to blog about bunnies.\u00a0 Or even the weather.\u00a0 And she still owes me some Tim Tams.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>;o)\u00a0 Jaynie, babe, think of it as a writing exercise.\u00a0 You expanded your vocabulary!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0~*~*~*~*~*~*~<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">Freaken A.<\/font>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">When Shiloh asked me to do a guest blog, I emailed her and asked if she had any particular topics in mind.\u00a0 She said I could write about anything I wanted as long as I didn\u2019t swear, or bash anyone.<\/font>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">I spent a moment wondering if Shi had been hit on the head, or if she\u2019d just forgotten who I was.\u00a0 I mean what the freak was I going to sound like without curse words? Gosh darnit \u2013 I\u2019m so deprived.<\/font>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">So then I thought maybe I\u2019d blog about not being able to say shite-on-a-stick properly; I could whinge for hours on the injustice of it all, but most people who don\u2019t know me wouldn\u2019t get it. Of course, this is Shi\u2019s blog, so maybe I could talk about her books being freaken awesome and y\u2019all have to run out and buy a giant load of them\u2026but I\u2019m guessing if you read the blog then you already know that.\u00a0 Also, me having a conversation about Eli or Mal in PG language just wouldn\u2019t work.<\/font>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">I could just talk about Shi, but then I might remember that when I finally got to the US and went to RT that I didn\u2019t blooming get to meet her\u2026and I don\u2019t really want to mention RT because that might involve swearing <em><strong>and<\/strong><\/em> drinking.<\/font>\u00a0<em>(editor&#8217;s note&#8230; I have no issues with drinking&#8230; matter of fact, where is MY drink&#8230;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">Next idea out of my head was that I could talk about kids.\u00a0 Shi has kids; I have kids.\u00a0 We both have three actually.\u00a0 Hers are gorgeous and always seem to behave well and do what they\u2019re told.\u00a0 Mine are little b&#8230;\u00a0 I guess that idea is out, too. <\/font>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">What about flowers? Fluffy bunnies? Candy?\u00a0 I think I\u2019m gonna freaken puke.<\/font>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">I\u2019ve got it! The weather, that\u2019s always a safe subject when you\u2019re making small talk at cocktail parties.\u00a0 Of course, it used to be safer before I moved to the darn middle of the gosh-darn tropics where the weather is wet and wetter, or hot and hotter.<\/font>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">I think I\u2019m going to have to tell her that I just can\u2019t do it.<\/font>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">Jaynie R<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\">I\u2019m back\u2026and still the boss of Erin<\/font><\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/thenewjaynier.blogspot.com\/\"><font size=\"3\" color=\"#0000ff\" face=\"Times New Roman\"><u>http:\/\/thenewjaynier.blogspot.com\/<\/u><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Editor&#8217;s Note from Shi!\u00a0 Yeah, Jaynie is back.\u00a0 ;o)\u00a0 And fortunately, her sense of humor is as weird as ever.\u00a0 Ya know&#8230; I told her<a href=\"https:\/\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/2007\/06\/guest-blog-by-jaynie-r\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Guest Blog&#8230; 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