{"id":26311,"date":"2011-08-22T09:00:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T13:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/?p=26311"},"modified":"2011-08-22T09:08:20","modified_gmt":"2011-08-22T13:08:20","slug":"oss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/2011\/08\/oss\/","title":{"rendered":"OSS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have OSS. \u00a0Oh shiny syndrome.<\/p>\n<p>We went to the Kentucky Ren Faire a couple months ago and the first thing I stopped to the look at were these pretty skirts. \u00a0I was sorta thinking about buying one, although they were pricy.<\/p>\n<p>Then, as I was moving around to look at the stuff on the other side of the stall, I saw the <em>next<\/em> stall.<\/p>\n<p>And this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/06-18-2011-9.46.31-1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-26345 aligncenter\" title=\"06-18-2011 9.46.31-1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/06-18-2011-9.46.31-1-203x300.jpg?resize=203%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/06-18-2011-9.46.31-1.jpg?resize=203%2C300&amp;ssl=1 203w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/06-18-2011-9.46.31-1.jpg?w=496&amp;ssl=1 496w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" \/><\/a>The picture doesn&#8217;t really do it justice-the glass has this way of catching even the dimmest light and turning it into a rainbow. \u00a0It wasn&#8217;t the fairy that sold me, but the glass.<\/p>\n<p>I saw it, and was like&#8230; <em>Oh, shiny<\/em>. \u00a0The guy running the stall laughed and said, &#8220;I think that&#8217;s a woman&#8217;s favorite color&#8230;<em>oh, shiny<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes. \u00a0I like the shiny.<\/p>\n<p>Later, we were walking and I caught sight of a mirror-it read:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Kilt Inspection Kit<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I almost died laughed. \u00a0In that booth, I also found this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/06-18-2011-9.48.25-1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-26346 aligncenter\" title=\"06-18-2011 9.48.25-1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/06-18-2011-9.48.25-1-291x300.jpg?resize=291%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/06-18-2011-9.48.25-1.jpg?resize=291%2C300&amp;ssl=1 291w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shilohwalker.com\/website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/06-18-2011-9.48.25-1.jpg?w=550&amp;ssl=1 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><\/a>Very, very pretty. \u00a0I loved the colors on it, too.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also shiny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have OSS. \u00a0Oh shiny syndrome. 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